Teacher: If you don't do all your jobs round the house you'll end up big and fat and lazy with no job.
Tim: You mean like a hippie?
Teacher: Yes exactly like that.
Ethan (My brother): But my sister's a hippie and she's not big and fat and lazy!
(Laughs!)
Student Two: But why does it matter if you're big and fat and lazy?
Tim: Because you'll lose your marbles!
(Everyone Laughs)
Teacher: No Tim, not the marbles you play with.
(Kids erupt)
Ethan: I think it would hurt a lot to lose your marbles. (Grabs his pants)
(The classroom falls apart)
My seven year old brother told me the funniest story last night! He was so proud of his class clown antics! If only he'd be so excited about the homework he tried not to do last night. He's a little joker and a bit of a smart ass but I love him a lot.
While we're on it... I have 5 brothers, 3 sisters, 2 step brothers and a step sister from my mum's partner, and 2 step sisters from my Dad's new wife. whew! Yeah I get confused too.
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hahaha that was a cute joke! Oh no-- don't let them loose their marbles :D
ReplyDeleteI Know! i've never seen him so witty and funny! He's just started at a new school and hes really coming out of his shell :D
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